Classic joke: mother and mother-in-law

Forest small school. Wang teaching students the alphabet.

Wang first taught to write the initial consonant b, p, m ... forest a little love to use their brains, always can not learn. Exam, a little hastily written on the paper a few. Theteacher was very angry, called to the little mother. Wang said: "small forest school isnot serious, zentaiare not even 'consonants, vowels'."

Little mother was furious and said: "The mother is your mother and your father yourgrandmother called 'mother', your ears where the go? Remember, I am a mother,grandmother is the mother-in-law."